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| Swallow Some Sperm... |
| 05.04.05 (2:59 pm) [edit] |
Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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| Today's Giggle |
| 05.04.05 (2:56 pm) [edit] |
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold it's nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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| Current Things... |
| 05.04.05 (2:54 pm) [edit] |
-Current Mood: Happy (my piercings aren't sore anymore)
-Current Music: neo soul
-Current Taste: Bucket of clams steamed in pesto
-Current Hair: short and curly
-Current Dress: Black pants / Pink top
-Current Annoyance: people keep asking to see a pic of the piercing
-Current Smell: Burberry Brit
-Current Lounging: Blue Water Bistro... best place for drinks and relaxation
-Current Game: Lottso - on pogo.com
-Current Thing I Ought To Be Doing: WORKING
-Current Windows Open: JS and my yahoo IM
-Current desktop picture: Blue horn...trumpet player
-Current Favorite Music Artist: Fantasia
-Current Favorite Group: ????
-Current Favorite Book: The Good House - Tananarive Due
-Current CD In Stereo: Eric Benet's first CD
-Current Video In VCR: 12 minute abs
-Current DVD in DVD player: Primal Fear
-Current Colour Of Toenails: Pink
-Current colour of Finger Nail polish: CLEAR
-Current Crush: Crushes are for kids
-Current favorite Celebrity: Jamie Foxx
-Current Hate: Media- repeating the same shit every 5 minutes.
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| Why Women Masturbate |
| 01.17.05 (3:19 pm) [edit] |
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Statistics show that 60% of women admit to masturbating. Notice I wrote, "admit?" That's because statistics are about as believable as OJ on the stand. But for the sake of stats, here goes: 20% of women under 30 years of age masturbate once a week, and 7% do it every other day. As well, females, on average, begin masturbating at about 14 or 15 years old.
So why don't all women masturbate? Simply put, they don't have to. For the most part, women can basically bed a man as quickly and easily as Roseanne can gobble down a tub of Haagen Dazs. Albeit, the less attractive women will have to lower their standards, but penises have been offered to all women from the moment they hit adolescence.
Guys, on the other hand, have to spend the majority of their lives pursuing women and trying to score sex, therefore masturbation becomes somewhat necessary for survival. So one would think that masturbation for women is optional, and not necessary. But is it? Perhaps if more women took the time to explore their own bodies, they'd discover their sexual likes and dislikes and be able to achieve orgasm more easily.
tiptoe through the two lips:
There are a multitude of reasons why women masturbate. The following are the most popular:
Lonely
Sometimes women come out of a relationship and because they refuse to just delve into sex with just anyone, they resort to feeding their slot in solitaire. After having gotten sex at will from their boyfriends, it's difficult to accept that they're going to have to wait to find yet another "Mr. Right" before they can have an orgasm again.
Excitement
A stirring of the senses or the mind may cause a woman's hand to venture down to the cave every so often. Whether it be a Harlequin romance novel, watching (or hearing) the neighbors go at it from across the way, or reminiscing about the aggressive sex the two of you had a couple of nights ago, an excited woman may opt to satisfy her animalistic sexual urges right away.
Insecure
Some women begin to masturbate because they feel that they're too overweight or unattractive to be touched by a man. Because they feel "unsexy," they resort to having sex with themselves rather than sharing themselves with a man.
Plain Horny
Some women become so excited for the smallest reasons or simply think about sex so often, that they feel the need to constantly let their hands complete the job that their minds initiate. The kind of woman who knows exactly how to get herself off and does so whenever she feels like petting the petunia.
Not Satisfied
Some women end up in relationships in which their men either finish up after three strokes (hence the three-pump chump) or worse yet, their men don't even care if they reach satisfaction. That, or these women can't find it in themselves to release their sexual inhibitions completely, so they rush off to the washroom after sex and satisfy themselves.
They're The Best
There are women that are unable to achieve orgasm any other way besides through masturbation. Because they feel that they're the only ones who really know which spots to hit and at which rate of aggression and velocity, they resort to masturbation in order to attain sexual satisfaction.
how do they do that?
There are plenty of means with which women can satisfy themselves. Needless to say, although women can attain sexual satisfaction via these methods, I personally believe that there is nothing more satisfying than the touch of a loving man's hand (among other wonderful things they touch us with).
Obviously women do more than just stimulate their clitorises and vaginas. They also play with their breasts and nipples (the lucky ones can suck on them too), rub their bodies while fantasizing that their ideal man is doing it, or they may even stimulate their anuses. But because I'm not writing a novel, I will mainly refer to the different ways a woman pleasures her vagina and clitoris.
Wo-manually
Lots of women need nothing more than a vivid imagination and the use of their own hands. Most orgasms that develop by way of manual masturbation are clitoral and not vaginal. Although they are possible to achieve, G-spot orgasms are unlikely to come (literally) through this method.
Household Appliances et al.
Yup, believe it or not, some women use the handles of hair brushes, phallic-shaped vegetables, Coke bottles, and the like to get off. Why? They're either too embarrassed to purchase the adequate toys, or they live with someone (family, roommate, lover) and are paranoid about having any sexual appliances in the house.
Dildos
Those penis-shaped gadgets, some of which are exact replicas of real penises, come in quite handy for women who like to achieve G-spot orgasms, or are multi-talented and can penetrate themselves with the object whilst stimulating their clitorises. That way, they can ensure mind-blowing results.
Vibrators
Anything that vibrates whether it be actual vibrators, personal massagers (a fluffy name for vibrators) or the washing machine on spin cycle (a gadget originally created to help women attain orgasm, but ultimately became popularized for its ability to launder clothes), women use these appliances to climax whenever the need arises. Also used by women who have a very difficult time achieving orgasm.
Showerhead
That's right gentlemen, keep an eye out for those removable showerheads in her washroom, she's doing a little more than just "rinsing thoroughly." Many women love those showerheads simply because after they've finished beating around the bush, voilà, they're already clean. The feeling of the water's speed hitting the clitoris provides quite a stimulating feeling.
getting to know me
So long as it doesn't become an obsession, masturbation is a very healthy thing for all women and it helps them get to know what they enjoy, and what spots men must hit if they want to stimulate their bodies.
As well, it's quite evident that most women who have masturbated are more comfortable with their bodies, and with letting their men know what satisfies and gratifies them. It's not about replacing men, and if you find out that your woman masturbates, don't ever condemn her for it, nor should you feel insecure.
Rather, encourage her to do it for you in the midst of foreplay. Although some women feel that masturbation is a very personal experience, others will gladly show you how they get themselves off. And if you're an attentive learner, maybe she'll let you lick up the results.
what if she doesn't?
If your woman is not the kind to play with herself, then why don't you encourage her to do so? Or better yet, the next time you're using your fingers or penis to penetrate her, take her hand and use her fingers to rub her clitoris with them.
Another thing you can do, is just leave your hand on her vagina and tell her to use your hand to stimulate herself. That way, you'll get a great session of show-and-tell and she'll be quite excited by your creativity.
Or, perhaps you can suggest playing a game in which you both stay about a meter away from one another, and masturbate until one of you loses control and attacks the other (more likely than not, the person to lose it will be you).
Until next time, take off all her clothes, ask her to use her fingers to show you what she wants, and remember to wear a condom before going in for the kill.
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| Today's Chuckle |
| 01.12.05 (9:29 am) [edit] |
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The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor: "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say,'I'm a Sperm. She will answer, 'I'm the Egg. From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor said, "Then,good luck!"
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the
siren. He wakes up immediately and runs to the tunnel. A
multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red, sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm."
The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil."
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| Emotion's 2004 Overexposed Celebrity List |
| 12.28.04 (9:42 am) [edit] |
Paris Hilton – She is annoying and she is NOT HOT!! I sincerely hope to see less of her in 2005, I mean does she really deserve all the press she’s getting?? I think it's amazing how a famous last name gets you more attention than some REAL celebrities who are out there busting their asses making quality films and television shows.
Britney Spears – Although she did take a chill pill after marrying her second husband, I was still sick of seeing her in the tabloids looking like trailer park trash. I can’t wait until people realize this chick can’t sing. We are all very blessed that she won't be putting any new albums out anytime soon.
Beyonce – I love the girl and think she can seriously SANG, but I am a little tired of seeing her in EVERYTHING… please give us a break.
Ben Affleck – I’m trying to figure out how he got famous in the first place…every movie I’ve seen that he starred in was crap.
Jessica Simpson – She is no longer a newlywed is she?? How can they possibly have season 4 of this show? And that Christmas special sucked. We all know you're not as dumb as you pretend to be so stop giving blonds a bad rep.
Kobe Bryant – Although his exposure was indirect because of his “trial” coverage, I still got tired of hearing about him. I just don’t like the guy, never did…
Michael Jackson – I really think this cat is insane, it’s such a tragedy that he will only be remembered for being a child molester and a freak.
Omarosa – Your 15 minutes of fame was up a long time ago…how are you still getting photo ops???
Madonna – It’s weird how someone you really liked back in the day turns out to be a total loser over time. Seems now she is mostly famous for turning everyone on to wearing Kaballah bracelets.
Demi & Ashton – I think it’s great that Demi is getting her groove back with little Ashton, but it is not headline news.
Oprah – As much as I admire her for the empire she has built… I could care less what her favorite things are and who was lucky enough to receive them. The show should stop already!
The Osbornes – They can’t sing, and the show is dumb. Sharon is the only one out of the bunch who seems halfway normal.
Scott Peterson – Now that the trial is over I hope I never hear his name again. I feel sorry for anyone else out there who has that same name.
George Bush – DUH!! Dumb ass fucker!
Star Jones – Who on earth marries a man who likes to date men? I mean…come on, she’s not hot so how is she going to keep his dick hard? Seems to me that she should have married someone who likes women. All that money and exposure for her wedding and it may not last 6 months.
Usher – He’s fine, sexy and young. But I hope he takes a much needed vacation from the spotlight in 2005. I love his music, just sick of hearing it.
The Olsen Twins - Okay I know I'll get beat up for what I'm about to say...but when you really think about it these young ladies can't act, can't sing and look like 11 year olds. For the most part I think they should be happy they made all their money so young because they just seem to lack talent to me. They are beautiful and rich...but I think they need to make the most out of their college education.
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| Better Than Coffee |
| 12.23.04 (9:11 am) [edit] |
I haven't had sex in the morning in I don't know how long...I think it's been since last May when I was on my trip in Florida. (Terry....memories that are sensual as hell!)
Back to the subject...
There is no better way to start the day off, I think sex in the morning is one thing that makes me want to marry someone...just to get the morning, noon and night loving. I don't ever have any male company in my home really, especially not in my room or overnight. This is because of my daughter and grammy...no need of them being subjected to my sex life. Plus, I'm not exactly quiet and knowing my daugther she'd call the police thinking something very bad was happening to me. LMAO!
So this morning I had a very slow masterbation session...I tell you it at least put me in a better mood today. No need to stop at Starbucks for a Double Hazelnut Latte...Nope...just good old satisfied coochie in the morning and you'll smile and skip all through the day.
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| This is SCARY! |
| 12.23.04 (9:03 am) [edit] |
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| Naughty New Year |
| 12.17.04 (7:14 am) [edit] |
I've been invited to a New Year's Eve party. I recieved the e-vite days ago but I have finally decided to go ahead and go. Normally, I spend New Year's Eve with the Singletons, but this year I need a change.
So....change I will have.
Mo & Niecey have invited me to many of their functions. I've never gone because I admit I was a little afraid of them. I met them online from an adult msn group and they are a very outgoing and friendly married couple. They run a local hedonism group here in Seattle, which is a group of folks who frequently travel to Jamaica. Once they arrive in Jamaica I hear things get pretty kinky and a little too friendly for most...but I also hear they have a good time.
I was invited to Jamaica in February, then I was invited to their Memorial Day and Labor Day functions and each time I declined. But I am now looking forward to this party and from what I've read on the invite it looks like it may be a lot of fun. They are supposed to keep in clean...LOL! So we'll see. The party will go from 9pm until 4am...I should get to know the group pretty well in that time then maybe next time they go to Jamaica I can tag along.
In the meantime, I need to find something to wear to the soiree.
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| Sexin a Doll? |
| 12.15.04 (9:38 am) [edit] |
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What you see in the picture above is NOT a human, but a painstakingly designed, silicone and steel skeletoned, lifesize doll, built and designed for one purpose - to have sex with. Experiments are being done to add servomotors and sound chips.
With a huge number of options, a customer can order it to fit his fantasies all for the mere price of $5999.00, with $450 shipping and handling.
Damn... another couple of years and we'll have android pussy. Say it with me... WTF???
Think I'm fooling around?
www.realdoll.com
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| Temptations.... |
| 12.15.04 (9:37 am) [edit] |
...and I am not referring to a singing group.
I'm always tempted. It's actually pretty crazy how that keeps happening. I've been soooo fucking GOOD lately it's unreal. But that will be changing very soon. I can feel things building up. I don't think it's a good idea to force myself into going without sex. When I start having it again it's always a little out of control. Well up until recently I haven't really been attracted to anyone, no one has made me even CRAVE it. I have thought long and hard about taking things to another level with Mike since we've been doing the flirt thing for about 3 months now...but oh well that is another story.
I remember making a journal entry back when I was just 18 years old. The topic was DO I HAVE SEX WRITTEN ON MY FORHEAD. This is because back in the day I felt like every man I met was trying to fuck me..thankfully I wasn't having it. Lately I've been feeling the same way. I've actually tried to avoid sexual topics with the men I've been hanging around...yet somehow it just comes up. When I hold back and try to refrain from getting too hot and heavy with men, I feel shy - like I am scared to talk. This does not have the effect it should have, it just seems to make them even more interested.
Yesterday I got in a conversation with a guy on the Monday bowling league. He was only subbing so I figured there would be no reason for me to avoid talking to him (since I don't want to date men on my bowling league). Turns out he has seen me around before. He comments on my weight loss...which sort of stunned me as I don't recall ever seeing him around. We talked for hours and he was telling me how he ended up in Seattle which led to him confessing that he is married. Isn't that funny - I was thinking he was so refreshing to talk to, like I could really dig this guy then BAM! He delivers the sucker punch.
HMMMMMMMMMM.....
So I figure we'd talk and I go my way and he go his right?
I sort of developed a fear of falling for a married man...yet at times I feel like they are coming at me from every angle. At times they seem like the only men I meet that I find attractive - even without knowing they are married.
Any way...today I was walking through the hospital and run into him. Coincidence? I'm not sure. But I was soooo fucking nervous it was unreal. I tried to hide my i.d. badge and act like I was just visiting but that didn't work out. He asked to take me to lunch. I said that I already had plans for lunch (not a lie) and that I couldn't make it. I thanked him for asking and hurried off down the hall. But I could not get him off my mind and I am really hoping not to run into him anymore...I think.
I wonder if he will be subbing again next Monday...
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| Fat Nipples |
| 12.15.04 (9:36 am) [edit] |
I hate the fact that the heater in my office does not work. Do you know how embarassing it is to talk to vendors with HUGE ASS nipples poking through your shirt? Both men and women try hard not to stare at them but they can't help it. I don't blame them really it's my damn job's fault for having us in the OLD part of the hospital. Some days I find a sweater to throw on over my blouse...but today nothing matched. My space heater won't stay on, it turns itself off every 5 minutes to cool off...so I stay COLD.
This sucks!
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| Holiday Humor |
| 12.08.04 (9:58 am) [edit] |
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| Life Riding The Bus |
| 12.08.04 (8:49 am) [edit] |
I started back riding the bus this week and I must say it’s been interesting because I miss a lot of what goes on in and around my city when I drive the jeep to work. When I’m on the bus I notice all the new building developments going up, things I don’t see at all while speeding down the street. I notice new little coffee shops and cafes that I’d like to go visit. I located a new dental practice near my home and made a note to stop in and get a business card. I am reminded of how beautiful downtown Seattle is and marvel at how some of the building structures seem more like art than just a place of business. I see homeless people who look so sad and cold that tears come to my eyes, especially when they have children in tow. I notice babies sitting in the laps of their school aged mothers and I wonder what their life is like or what it will be in the future.
Yesterday while waiting at the bus stop I noticed something that brought a smile to my face yet also left me a little confused. I guess it’s normal for people to stare down the street looking for the bus to come. I just don’t get why they do it. I mean, when the bus gets near, you will hear it and the bus driver will see all the people waiting and stop. But people stare down the street looking for the bus as if that will make it show up faster. Yesterday one young lady stared down 2nd avenue, her jaw was tight and her face was filled with disgust yet the bus still did not appear. She literally NEVER once looked away from the direction in which the bus was due to arrive. Of course I found this entertaining. I personally always have a book in my bag and spend that time reading, but I’d look up from my pages to see if the young lady was still angry that the bus hadn’t come yet. Mind you, the bus was running on schedule but most of the people at the bus stop acted as if the bus was late. The young lady I was spying on did not take her eyes off the road until she saw the number 39 on the front of the bus we were waiting on and only then did she turn around and act like she was relieved. Again, I was confused…wondering why people do this, why do they act like they are holding their breath waiting for the bus? A few of the people actually went out in the middle of the street to see if they could spot our ride a few blocks down and then when they did not see it they would stomp back over to the curb cussing and complaining. I swear it’s pure comedy!!
Once the bus arrived, everyone got on and I began to get my daily fix of noticing LIFE as it is presented while riding the bus.
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| Biggest Loser |
| 12.07.04 (7:23 pm) [edit] |
I am starting to think this show is far more interesting than the Apprentice this season. BUT I hope like hell these people don't let that damn crybaby LISA win. Fuck every time I turn around she is balling about something.
She reminds me of little kids...how they tattle and whine to get their way. PLEASE VOTE HER ASS OFF NEXT WEEK!!!!
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| Scared Dick |
| 12.03.04 (9:14 am) [edit] |
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| Orgasm Donors... |
| 12.03.04 (9:13 am) [edit] |
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You may ask what is an orgasm donor. I'm not sure I know myself but this thought was on my mind so much last night that I never fell asleep. Just laid in bed feeling horny.
I needed sex.
I had insomnia.
I had sex on the brain.
I really had a need to get my groove on. I wanted to reach an orgasm so bad that when I tried to masterbate, NOTHING HAPPENED. WTF??
I'm thinking I could get rich if I came up with a NATIONAL list of men who are ORGASM DONORS. They could put the stamp on the back of their DRIVER's LICENSE alongside the organ donor stamp. Like a seal of approval.
What do you think?
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| Finger Loving Memories |
| 12.03.04 (9:09 am) [edit] |
An open window beckons me and I respond to the calls of the birds and the scent of the summer air, gazing into the distance I hear my name echoing from the dark... I do not answer because I know that the voice is a wraith of my past a distant shadow that live on within me. I sigh deeply into the oleander and star jasmine that frames the window... and me looking more like a portrait of a master painter, white dress, bright eyes made melancholy for the moment as I anticipate my lover's return.
I remember the haunting dreams that now wake me from my sleep, it irritated me that I should awaken so aroused knowing that there is little I could do to alleviate the condition. I could stroke upon the cure and reminisce about his strong hands caressing my nesting place... But I could never touch myself as he did, with just his hands tucked away between my smooth thighs, he with one knuckle sliding over the swelling of my lust he could bring about a flood of wonton waters, he would then use to probe deeply into my portal of ecstasy.
He had done this at a restaurant once. His hands beneath the table with the long white table cloth so as not to alert the casual observer of what he was doing to me.
He first rested his hands on my lap and it felt good, but even better when he started to stroke my thigh inching his way slowly up my leg until his knuckles began gently brushing the soft folds of my flesh...
I could smell my own lust wafting from beneath the table when the waiter came up my eyes were half closed and I only came full awake when he asked, "Do you need more time." My eyes bolted open and I looked sharply at him pleading with him to stop what he so casually continued to do. I looked from him to the waiter and back, obviously flustered and unable to answer the simple question. To prevent any further embarrassment to me he chimed in asking, "Well yes give her some more time to make a selection".
Good I thought because he was about to get a piece of my mind as the waiter began to turn he seemed to sense this and he called the waiter back... He never stopped what he was doing to me down below and kept building the pressure as he calmly went over the entire wine selection asking about pairings and variations of the entrees he would order. I felt like a drunk swooning under the constant pressure and the atmosphere, I felt that dream like quality like it had to be a dream and sooner or later I would see the waiter turn into a stork (a bird that he closely resembled)...
But he never let up on the constant light pressure and the slippery feel of my juices lubricating the instrument of my torture became, so exquisite that my heartbeat quickened and I could feel that sinking feeling welling up within me signaling my climax was soon to arrive.
He was the devil himself, knowing full well I could not force him to stop as long as the waiter was present. He kept the pressure lightened until his fingers where just images in my mind continually stroking with feathery light touch. He continued to review the menu with the waiter and then slowly turned and smiled at me broadly saying something I could no longer hear since my ears were filled with the rush of blood and the throbbing sensation that rocked my body gently back and forth. I let out a slow moan and quickly that finally trailed off into a ahhhhhHummm the, ha sspeci, special sounds goood tomeeeeeeeee I ended giggling the last bit out with the orgasm he had caused I was completely soaked through and felt oddly proud that I had such a man who could bring me pleasure anywhere and within a moments notice... He smiled at me again knowing by the flow of fluids filling his hands he accomplished what he desired. He then quickly thanked the waiter for his time and order the house wine his favorite and the special for the both of us. Slowly and deliberately he removed his hand from my quivering thigh gently brushing my blood-swollen bud with his finger sending tiny jolts of pleasure through my body. He took his fingers and licked each one as if savoring the particular flavor of a fine wine saying " I don’t think the meal will be half as tasty as the appetizer... I beamed at him flush faced and at a complete loss for words...
Again the echo of my name upon the wind and the vague scent of his cologne... "When would he be home" I can hardly wait
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| The Apprentice |
| 12.03.04 (9:07 am) [edit] |
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I'm glad Ivana is off of the Apprentice, but it's funny, the 4 that are left are total DUDS.
Matter-of-fact, anyone who was worth anything on this season's Apprentice was voted off in the first 5 weeks.
I can't stand any of the remainders...which makes me wonder if Trump likes any of them, or if he will really USE any of the finalists to run any part of his empire.
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| Top 10 Places to Sex It Up... |
| 11.24.04 (1:01 pm) [edit] |
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My Top 10 places I Fantisize about Having Sex
10. Movie Theatre, Back Seat
09. Drive In Movie
08. waterfall (somewhere really really HOT)
07. an upscale restaurant bathroom stall (blame this one on the movie Unfaithful)
06. a Park while having a picnic
05. In the Ocean
04. In my office at work (under my desk would be nice)
03. On my kitchen floor
02. the Space needle
01. Nude Beach (preferably i Jamaica, Greece, Or Tahiti)
Care to share your top 10??
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| Sexy Fun Tip ~ Pool Party |
| 11.24.04 (12:30 pm) [edit] |
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Get one of those little kiddie pools. Pour mineral/baby oil into the pool making sure the entire bottom of it is covered with oil, then get your boo and you into it for a little sexy wrestling. It won't be long before you end up having a very good sex session that is also a lot of fun. The ONLY problem is that latex CONDOMS and baby oil just do not mix!! It's fine if you use one of the non-latex condoms other wise you'd have to get some other type of oil (I was thinking of Sweet Almond Oil or an even cheaper alternative, sunflower oil or some other cooking oil - EASY GLIDE is too expensive.)
The pool idea was cool for me as I have wrecked a few sheets with that damn oil. This way I could put the pool on a drop cloth or something and get my groove on and have a little fun to boot!
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| Computer Expert |
| 11.24.04 (10:46 am) [edit] |
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| Female Ejaculation |
| 11.24.04 (10:44 am) [edit] |
the "other" female orgasm
Different techniques will accomplish different things. We all know about the clitoris and the effects of stimulating it, but the G-spot is
not clear to everybody - men as well as women. Here is a different
technique to accomplish some different orgasms. Orgasms that not every woman is aware of and that - as a result - may bring about some very intense emotions. Few men know about it, more women do but most either don't know what to do with it or feel ashamed about it: female ejaculation. Not all women can do it and the way they do (and the amount of fluid they produce) may be very different. The amount of fluid may vary from just a few drops to a mug full(a cup fool makes for a great taste). You need a little technique to get it done, but first you need to understand it. Understand my brothers and sisters.
Female ejaculate is worked up in the spongy area around the female
urethra, better known as the G-spot. It's located at the upper part of the vagina, just behind the entrance at the back of the pubic bone. A woman or girl may have trouble finding it because it is not an easy spot to locate by yourself, but your partner will almost immediately identify it because it actually feels like a little sponge. When stimulated, this
little sponge will fill itself with fluid. To the novice woman, the
first time she ejaculates feels like she is letting her urine flow because
it originates almost from the same area. Don't worry, it's impossible to urinate while having an orgasm (the urethra will temporarily close up) so whatever it is you're doing, it's not urinating.
Currently there is a theory that the G-spot is just the back end of
the clitoris inside the woman’s body. This is quite possibly true, and
the stroking of the G-spot is just massaging the back end of the
clitoris. Regard less it is a very erotic and pleasant feeling for the
recipient.
The clitoris is such a special organ, as it has only one function, and
that is to supply pleasure to the woman’s body. The clitoris contains
one thousand times as many nerve endings as the penis. Men should think about that and realise how wonderful they can make a woman feel by paying attention to the wonderful excited clitoris.
The G-spot
The G-spot is an area 1 to 1.5 inches across and located about two
finger joints deep into the vaginal entrance. Its sensitivity to
stimulation was first discovered by Ernest GrŠaefenberg (1881-1957 - the G-spot is named after him) in 1950. As a result of direct stimulation the spot, which works like a sponge, will fill itself with fluid. To date it's unknown specifically what these fluids are, from where exactly they originate or what their exact function is. However, they're neither urine nor vaginal fluids and have no lubricating effect. A G-spot orgasm, combined with ejaculation, is much like the male orgasm, including the physical fatigue and the need for a refractory period. The ejaculate will come out in different flows - different women have different numbers of flows and the amount of ejaculate is very individually determined. Science has different opinions on the question if all women have a G-spot and if all are able to ejaculate.
Stimulating the G-spot to the level where it will ejaculate requires
three major items: time, tender play and (usually, but certainly not
always) vaginal fisting. What you do is this: you start with stimulating
the G-spot (which to some women is even more exciting than stimulating the clitoris) with your fingers and slowly and tenderly work your way to the point where you can slip your hand into the vagina (wear latex gloves at all times, not only to protect yourself but also to protect the tender inner vaginal tissue, and use lots and lots of lubricant). A good tip when you're using lubricant in and around the vagina is to warm it slightly before applying it. It's cold as it comes straight out of the dispenser, which to most women is very uncomfortable on the warm, tender and highly stimulated vagina. Simply have the dispenser ready, but floating in a bowl of warm water so it will warm up while you're playing.
Once you're in, stimulate and stimulate and stimulate (literally pump
up the volume) until you feel the vaginal muscles contracting around
your wrist (the first sign of an orgasm coming up). That is the signal to change position. Leave four fingers in the vagina and lay your thumb
over the clitoris. Now simply squeeze the G-spot from behind and - like you were pressing an orange or a lemon - you'll squeeze out the liquid.
Whatever you do now: DON'T STOP! The orgasm will not only be very, very, very intense, it will also revolve. Let it come and come and come again until your partner asks you to stop. This revolving orgasm may very well last for ten to fifteen minutes. Squeeze out the liquid, ease up a little and when the next wave comes up, squeeze again. There is more to come.
Useful tips:
1. If you're into bondage, then by all means tying someone down can
add another dimension to this. The movements will be extremely strong, unexpected, uncontrolled and sometimes can be spasmodic. This really will be an orgasm like she's never had before.
2. Spread the bed with lots and lots of towels, because you don't know
how much fluid may come out, but there's a fair chance it will easily
fill up two or three layers of towels. Men think this cant happen, ask some women and they will tell you it can. (have fun, be explorative and please her what you put into it is what you get out of it).
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| Confused?? Help |
| 11.24.04 (10:08 am) [edit] |
When I first transferred to the department I currently work in I encountered something I've never EVER heard of before.
There were 4 gay people in the department. 1 woman and 3 men. Well one of the guy's invited all of us to his home for a house warming party. I decided to go. While I was at his home I saw a photo of his family. The photo was of his parents and a little girl. I ask him if the photo was taken before he was born and he told me NO, that the girl in the photo was indeed HIM.
CONFUSION.
I stood there trying to figure this out for a while. I could care less that SHE is now a MAN, but what I have never figured out is why have a sex change to be a GAY man.
Wasn't she already fucking men?? I just don't get it...
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| Booty Call Commandments |
| 11.24.04 (10:04 am) [edit] |
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises
II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"
III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."
IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans.
V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.
VI. Thou shalt scream my name often
VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.
VIII.Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?
IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."
X. There shall be no cuddling - ever!
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